Friday, August 26, 2005
despite from what i've heard others say, Yoda DID NOT have"relations" with the wookies (especially Chewbacca) in order to bring about the ewoks.
there, i said it.
sure, the ewoks are fuzzy yoda sized little wookies.
sure, chewbacca and yoda seemed to show a buddylike affection in revenge of the sith.
sure, the ewoks seemed to see chewbacca as a father figure in return of the jedi.
...but that does not mean that an ewok is a half breed wookie, and ...well, whatever yoda is.
just accept the fact that the ewoks were cannibalistic teddy bears and leave it at that.
and just keep telling yourself:
there, i said it.
sure, the ewoks are fuzzy yoda sized little wookies.
sure, chewbacca and yoda seemed to show a buddylike affection in revenge of the sith.
sure, the ewoks seemed to see chewbacca as a father figure in return of the jedi.
...but that does not mean that an ewok is a half breed wookie, and ...well, whatever yoda is.
just accept the fact that the ewoks were cannibalistic teddy bears and leave it at that.
and just keep telling yourself:
it's only a movie.