Swatch Watches made you feel inferior.
Friday, August 26, 2005
despite from what i've heard others say, Yoda DID NOT have"relations" with the wookies (especially Chewbacca) in order to bring about the ewoks.
there, i said it.
sure, the ewoks are fuzzy yoda sized little wookies.
sure, chewbacca and yoda seemed to show a buddylike affection in revenge of the sith.
sure, the ewoks seemed to see chewbacca as a father figure in return of the jedi.
...but that does not mean that an ewok is a half breed wookie, and ...well, whatever yoda is.
just accept the fact that the ewoks were cannibalistic teddy bears and leave it at that.
and just keep telling yourself:
there, i said it.
sure, the ewoks are fuzzy yoda sized little wookies.
sure, chewbacca and yoda seemed to show a buddylike affection in revenge of the sith.
sure, the ewoks seemed to see chewbacca as a father figure in return of the jedi.
...but that does not mean that an ewok is a half breed wookie, and ...well, whatever yoda is.
just accept the fact that the ewoks were cannibalistic teddy bears and leave it at that.
and just keep telling yourself:
it's only a movie.
