Lightsabers and Lollipops

you know what i hate? i mean just hate hate hate? movies that start off with the ending! that just makes me wanna punch random things when that happens. cuz when this happens you've got to watch 2 or more hours of events that lead up to what you've already seen. i mean sure it's not like a quentin tarantino movie in which he makes you watch the middle, the beginning and the end and the the beginning of the middle again. but c'mon! i don't mind a flashback in a movie to let me know the characters past. it's when the whole movie is a flashback to find out why the main character got shot in the belly or is jumping off a building or even sitting in a prison cell or doctor's office chair retelling the tragic tale that has the ending you are seeing now. hate hate hate.

drink pepsi.

i'll write somting funny soon. i just have to find a happy place. find a happy place....

not happy.

well, here's the stinkin answers just so i can go to bed with a clear conscience.

1) yes, i have the correct amount of fingers and toes. i really don't know how i justified that question.

2) most people think techno music to be repetitive and just plain badlike. but that is the music that i feel the most energy flowing through me with feeling of praiseworthiness toward God. so back off when you bad mouth it in my presence or i will have to call down fire or something else old testament like...

3) she changes into a cat. which Ranma incidently, happens to be afraid of.

4) the TICK protects...the city with his stalwart companion Arthur at his side.

5) chewbacca dies due to the fact that, yes, a moon falls on him and the planet he was standing on.

6) Wonder Woman was formed out of clay. just like Gumby.

7) i have never worked at best buy. and circuit city fired me for abusing my discount. funny story, i'll tell you sometime.

8) those words were first used in the movie the day the earth stood still in order to stop the robot from destroying the earth. i think the robot was named Gort. not a bad movie...

9) optimus prime is named Convoy in japan, then he is rebuilt into star convoy, then in beast wars he was called big convoy, and he changed into a wooly mammoth.

10) cobra commander was a used car salesman. Manipulative jerks.

bonus: in order form left to right. Dengar, IG-88, Boba Fett, Bossk, 4-LOM and Zuckuss.

well, hope you learned something. how useful it is, well, who are we kidding?

alright. just when you thought the testing was over. spacey has another quiz for you. this test will not appear on your permanent record and you can even answer incorrectly. just sign in the questbook the answers you believe are correct. i will post the answers when beth and 2 and a half of her friends answer to the best of their knowledge. pencils ready?

begin:

1) True or False. Space has 10 fingers and 10 toes.

2) most people believe techno music to be:
a) repetitive
b) a gift from God
c) repetitive
d) josh's secretly favorite music
e) repetitive
f) a curse from the devil
(circle all that apply)

3) in Ranma 1/2, what does the character Shampoo change into when she is splashed with cold water?
a) a pet rhino named Boogerlicious
b) a cat
c) a bottle of shampoo
d) a giant panda

4) what is the name of the city that The TICK protects?
a) new york
b) townsville
c) metropolis
d) the city
e) tokyo

5) in the Star Wars new jedi order novels, how does Chewbacca die?
a) he is shot in the back protecting Han Solos twin children, Jaycen and Jaina.
b) he dies in an explosion while sabotaging a Star Destroyer
c) he is poisoned by the Yuuzhan Vong spy Nom Amor
d) a moon falls on him

6) here's a weird question: how was wonder woman born on an island inhabited only by women?
a) the wonders of science involving that artificial insiminitywhatywhoo.
b) she wasnt born there, she was the daughter of a female pilot who crashed there and gave birth to her... and then she died
c) she was formed out of clay (sheyah! like that wasnt stolen from the Bible)
d) virgin birth. (yes, also stolen from the Bible, just like Star wars stole it for the birth of Anakin...)

7) which retail store has Space never worked at?
a) best buy
b) circuit city
c) blockbuster
d) Toys 'r' us
e) disc-go-round

8) Klaatu Barada Nikto were words or characters that were first used in what film?
a) return of the jedi
b) army of darkness
c) the day the earth stood still
d) beetlejuice
e) the care bears movie

9) AWESOMA POWA! in japan, what is the transformer Optimus Prime called?
a) uptimusa prima (ha ha)
b) convoy
c) victory leo
d) primus
e) susan

10) in the G.I. Joe comic book, what was Cobra commander's career before staring the evil Cobra organization?
a) janitor at Disneyland
b) a district attorney
c) a snake like creature from a race that lived long before humans
d) a used car salesman
e) a heart surgeon recovering from a car accident

crazy bonus! name as many of the bounty hunters that you can from the movie the Empire Strikes Back that were sent by Darth Vader to find the Millenium Falcon. extra happy bonus points for naming them in the order they were standing on the bridge.

good luck!

HA ! i finally got my megaphone!!!! so now you will listen to everything i have to say!!! ...well, if youre within 1000 yards or so. thats how far it says i can project my voice (on the box). oh, i cant wait to REALLY try it out. i have so many things that i just want to shout to the masses. such as: I REALLY HAVE TO PEE! or I NO LONGER HAVE TO PEE! or NO, I'M SORRY, THAT WAS MY LAST STICK OF GUM! i mean, those are just a few examples of thing ive wanted to say while amplifying my voice.


now all i need is a cape and a hammer, i cant really tell you why...

so it's my understanding that if i forget to bring the game called "Pepsi man" to these ski trip i'm attending this weekend. i might as well stop going to youth events altogether. i'll have to wear a scarlet "P" (for Pepsi) on my chest and be shunned at social gatherings.
but fear not. my special playstation and my copy of the japanese import game "Pepsi-man" will accompany me on my trip up north. i was told to bring some other japanes import crazy soda related games. i do have some. i'm not bringing "metal slug" its a great shooting and blowing things up game. the problem is, when the second player dies, he yells the "f" word. which i think is funny. from the gamemakers understanding, that's what americans yell after, or while, they've been shot and or killed. and they are probably correct. i'm pretty sure that my last word on this earth is going to be an expletive. please forgive me for that. i'm pretty sure my death is going to come as shock to me and i don't know what i might say. so go ahead, here's a simple test: hit your thumb with a hammer and see what word first comes to mind and even blurts out. sheesh, where did that come from? anyway, say no to drugs.

well, the demand is on for me to show naked thoughts to the world. yes, that's right i said naked. although i prefer to use the hillbilly term, nekkid. like: whats ole buford runnin round all nekkid fer? dont he know thet hes gonna cetch the p new monia?

anyway. nekkid.

nekkid thoughts.

ho hum....

oh yeah. i hate capris. yknow the pants that women wear that only come down just below the knee? yup. hate em. they are not flattering. i also feel that women who wear them just may burst into song and wail, "tell me more tell me more, like does he have a car?" and don't let the fact that my wife owns a pair throw you off either. she knows exactly how i feel about them. but yet, she buys them anyway. she is a defiant spitfire that one. and thats why she had to be mine. still hate the pants though.

which is okay.. she can never stay awake through any one star wars movie. and yet, i have a whole room dedicated to the films, books and action figures w/ accessories. so take that pseudo pants that refuse to cover up the ankles. ha.

flame throwers. jelly beans. and weird al videos. and i thought this was going to be a boring night...

monkey torture.

well, j-penny told me to blog and so for the sake of my 3 and a half fans i suppose i must. sad thing is, i feel i have nothing interesting to write or even complain bitterly about.

well, except for my computer.

if i did have a chainsaw handy, i would probably use it, and use it well.

i would not rip through the monitor as you see in many ads and cartoons. it's not the monitors fault that the programs don't respond properly.

in fact, i like my monitor. optimus prime and megatron fight for the fate of the universe on top of it. and batman remains his ever vigilante watch over the rest of the room. there was a snake-eyes figure up there, but i think he fell behind the desk, only to be discovered when i move. he would yell for help, but he is snake-eyes, and he can't talk. plus he's just made of plastic and therefore, not real.

well, there it is. i don't feel that this was one of my best sessions in the outpouring of my mind, but at least i made a transformers reference. and that's all that matters.

until next time...courage.

poopie.

my name is Space, and I am funky.

I got a lightsaber for Christmas.

no really, I did.

jealous?

my name is Space, and I am funky.

i'm back from hollywood.

and you can keep it.

i did see the brady house though.