Lightsabers and Lollipops

HA ! i finally got my megaphone!!!! so now you will listen to everything i have to say!!! ...well, if youre within 1000 yards or so. thats how far it says i can project my voice (on the box). oh, i cant wait to REALLY try it out. i have so many things that i just want to shout to the masses. such as: I REALLY HAVE TO PEE! or I NO LONGER HAVE TO PEE! or NO, I'M SORRY, THAT WAS MY LAST STICK OF GUM! i mean, those are just a few examples of thing ive wanted to say while amplifying my voice.


now all i need is a cape and a hammer, i cant really tell you why...