Friday, January 23, 2004
alright. just when you thought the testing was over. spacey has another quiz for you. this test will not appear on your permanent record and you can even answer incorrectly. just sign in the questbook the answers you believe are correct. i will post the answers when beth and 2 and a half of her friends answer to the best of their knowledge. pencils ready?
begin:
1) True or False. Space has 10 fingers and 10 toes.
2) most people believe techno music to be:
a) repetitive
b) a gift from God
c) repetitive
d) josh's secretly favorite music
e) repetitive
f) a curse from the devil
(circle all that apply)
3) in Ranma 1/2, what does the character Shampoo change into when she is splashed with cold water?
a) a pet rhino named Boogerlicious
b) a cat
c) a bottle of shampoo
d) a giant panda
4) what is the name of the city that The TICK protects?
a) new york
b) townsville
c) metropolis
d) the city
e) tokyo
5) in the Star Wars new jedi order novels, how does Chewbacca die?
a) he is shot in the back protecting Han Solos twin children, Jaycen and Jaina.
b) he dies in an explosion while sabotaging a Star Destroyer
c) he is poisoned by the Yuuzhan Vong spy Nom Amor
d) a moon falls on him
6) here's a weird question: how was wonder woman born on an island inhabited only by women?
a) the wonders of science involving that artificial insiminitywhatywhoo.
b) she wasnt born there, she was the daughter of a female pilot who crashed there and gave birth to her... and then she died
c) she was formed out of clay (sheyah! like that wasnt stolen from the Bible)
d) virgin birth. (yes, also stolen from the Bible, just like Star wars stole it for the birth of Anakin...)
7) which retail store has Space never worked at?
a) best buy
b) circuit city
c) blockbuster
d) Toys 'r' us
e) disc-go-round
8) Klaatu Barada Nikto were words or characters that were first used in what film?
a) return of the jedi
b) army of darkness
c) the day the earth stood still
d) beetlejuice
e) the care bears movie
9) AWESOMA POWA! in japan, what is the transformer Optimus Prime called?
a) uptimusa prima (ha ha)
b) convoy
c) victory leo
d) primus
e) susan
10) in the G.I. Joe comic book, what was Cobra commander's career before staring the evil Cobra organization?
a) janitor at Disneyland
b) a district attorney
c) a snake like creature from a race that lived long before humans
d) a used car salesman
e) a heart surgeon recovering from a car accident
crazy bonus! name as many of the bounty hunters that you can from the movie the Empire Strikes Back that were sent by Darth Vader to find the Millenium Falcon. extra happy bonus points for naming them in the order they were standing on the bridge.
good luck!
begin:
1) True or False. Space has 10 fingers and 10 toes.
2) most people believe techno music to be:
a) repetitive
b) a gift from God
c) repetitive
d) josh's secretly favorite music
e) repetitive
f) a curse from the devil
(circle all that apply)
3) in Ranma 1/2, what does the character Shampoo change into when she is splashed with cold water?
a) a pet rhino named Boogerlicious
b) a cat
c) a bottle of shampoo
d) a giant panda
4) what is the name of the city that The TICK protects?
a) new york
b) townsville
c) metropolis
d) the city
e) tokyo
5) in the Star Wars new jedi order novels, how does Chewbacca die?
a) he is shot in the back protecting Han Solos twin children, Jaycen and Jaina.
b) he dies in an explosion while sabotaging a Star Destroyer
c) he is poisoned by the Yuuzhan Vong spy Nom Amor
d) a moon falls on him
6) here's a weird question: how was wonder woman born on an island inhabited only by women?
a) the wonders of science involving that artificial insiminitywhatywhoo.
b) she wasnt born there, she was the daughter of a female pilot who crashed there and gave birth to her... and then she died
c) she was formed out of clay (sheyah! like that wasnt stolen from the Bible)
d) virgin birth. (yes, also stolen from the Bible, just like Star wars stole it for the birth of Anakin...)
7) which retail store has Space never worked at?
a) best buy
b) circuit city
c) blockbuster
d) Toys 'r' us
e) disc-go-round
8) Klaatu Barada Nikto were words or characters that were first used in what film?
a) return of the jedi
b) army of darkness
c) the day the earth stood still
d) beetlejuice
e) the care bears movie
9) AWESOMA POWA! in japan, what is the transformer Optimus Prime called?
a) uptimusa prima (ha ha)
b) convoy
c) victory leo
d) primus
e) susan
10) in the G.I. Joe comic book, what was Cobra commander's career before staring the evil Cobra organization?
a) janitor at Disneyland
b) a district attorney
c) a snake like creature from a race that lived long before humans
d) a used car salesman
e) a heart surgeon recovering from a car accident
crazy bonus! name as many of the bounty hunters that you can from the movie the Empire Strikes Back that were sent by Darth Vader to find the Millenium Falcon. extra happy bonus points for naming them in the order they were standing on the bridge.
good luck!
