Lightsabers and Lollipops

lousy SMARCH weather.

God bless the man who decided to insert things such as caramel, peanut butter and assorted nuts into chocolate!
i'd like to shake his hand!
of course, he's probably really, really, really dead by now.

S E R E N I T Y
N O W !

to tell you the truth, i hate going to church on Christmas And Easter.

here's why:

i'm kind of the opposite of a Chr-Easter (pronounced kree-ster) Christian. i'm sure there are many who are familiar with the term. it refers to those who only feel the need to attend church on Christmas and Easter.
i go ta church pretty regularly throughout the year. sure i ditch sometimes to go to the zoo or occasional comic book convention(www.wizarduniverse.com). and sometimes, just sometimes, i'm sick, cough cough.
and by no means do i hate Chr-Easters. WELCOME! hopefully you'll like us and come back often! sometimes there's free pastries!
it's just...well, let's put it this way, i don't do well with crowds.
i sometimes suffer from what you might call social anxiety.
in an area where i usually have room to frolic and move freely (not that i frolic that often, not since that awful day...) is filled with elbow to elbow people dressed in clothes that they wouldn't wear for the rest of the year, i feel like i can't breathe. vertigo and all that bad stuff.
it makes me get downright stabby.
and getting stabby in church just has bad idea written all over it.
by the way, the meaning of "stabby" for me is the feeling like you need to constantly stab people that are in your personal space until they feel the need to vacate that area and let you breathe. that was for those of you who are slow of mind.
anywho.
i used to actually rectify this situation by not going on those days.
but now, my wife makes me.
yes, i'm making her the bad guy in this situation. she knows it.
i'm told that i would be a bad example to our daughter. she's right, and i hate that she's right about this. i also love her for having convictions. i'm sure there's other reasons i love her for as well.
so i go. i suffer. i sweat. i leave the knife at home.
so there ya have it. i ain't perfect. i never claimed to be. just to set you straight, i'm no good.

oh! and one last note:

THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY.

y'know, i'm not much of a gambler or card player. i've already established that much.
but this poker set really called out to me. i don't necessarily NEED this. i just really, really want it!


and remember, if you have a serious gambling or Star Wars collecting problem, please seek help immediately.

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and here's another reason why i love my mom:

i'm going to try to script out the conversation that i had with my mom the other night about naming the child.

space: wifey's very much against naming the kid space.

spacey's mom: can't say i blame her, your dad wanted to name you Trent or Rex.

space: cool, the trent i didn't know. i would have done well with that name. and i'm constantly telling people that i would have been a bully if i would have had the name Rex!

spacey's mom: a bully? i never thought of that name as a bully...(laughs)

space: yeah, rex! to me that's a bully's name. i would have beat up kid's for milk money! why do you say it's not?

spacey's mom: i've always seen rex as a fag name.

space: (laughs alot) a fag! really?

spacey's mom: i guess you don't know a lot of rex's huh?

space: (still laughing) no, not really, and i take it you knew of one or two that were...that way...

spacey's mom: well, i guess. that's why i said no to that name.

space: well, with that new revelation in mind i'm very glad you did not name me rex. thanks mom.

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we'll stop there.
as you can see, my mom rocks.

much as i wasn't looking for it, my friend jim sent me this page that outlines Star Wars episode 3 with pictures and gif's.
WARNING!!!!!!
this page will spoil the movie for you. plain and simple. if you like to be surprised by movies.. well...good luck with that.
you just can't say i didn't warn ya. so there.

http://right-thoughts.us/library/starwars3/

to say i've been pretty bored lately would be an understatement.
i cought myself watching the women's curling championship on espn.
i think i was just fascinated at how dumb that sport is.

MAN!!!
if you wanna ruin your day right from the start, head straight to the DMV!
i can think of few other places that treat me like garbage the way they do there.
i need another shower.

IT'S GONNA BE A BOY!!!!!!

WAAA HOO HOO HOOOO!!!!!

he wasnt shy about it either. lettin his dingle fly for the whole world to see.
the picture is great, cuz the computer listed it as "boy part"

and for the first time ever! nude pictures on www.spacemanrocks.blogspot.com!





so we here at www.spacemanrocks.blogspot.com would like to thank you for your prayers and support and free candy. keep up the good work! we look forward to more good news and so on and so forth.

i'm watchin the disney channel.
don't ask.
and i'm pretty sure that disney is telling me that if you don't have an acting/singing career by age 15, your career is over already.
it also helps to be blonde.
ah well, maybe i've still got a shot at being a cartoon voiceover.

on monday i find out if the child growing in my wifey's belly is a boy, a girl or other.
me personally and many others i know are rootin for a boy.
AND HE WILL BE CALLED SPACEBOY!!!!
until my wife makes me stop doing that...

so way back when, let's say 10 years ago give or take, this girl katie and i ended our dating relationship. tried to do the friend thing, yada yada yada, rarely ever works.
we were writing back and forth (using paper stuffed in envelopes, ask your parents about communicating pre-IM and e-mail) and one of the last letters that i got from her ended with "please write me back, but don't write about how tired you are and stuff."

now this, at the time, blew me away!
how dare she tell me how to write my letters! maybe that's how i felt at the time! maybe i just won't write her any more to tell her anything about me! so there!

fast forward some time later. SHE WAS RIGHT!!!!!

nobody wants to read letters that inform the reader how tired or sick of everything the writer is!

my little rant about vegetarianism could have read "i'm so sick of people who eat rabbit food! they make me so mad! grrrrh! oh, and i'm so very tired as well."

so, having said that, i'd like to thank katie for bluntly informing me what she, and the world, simply did not want to hear. it may have been a long time coming, but the day of appreciation has finally arrived! kudos to you, wherever in the world you are.

ah, and a little add on to that: your head may ache, but telling people repetitively about the severe achiness located in your skull does not alleviate the problem for you or anybody you inform. sorry.
my wife's gonna just love me for that last paragraph...
....gotta go!

chicks with mullets scare the poop out of me.

one time i hit Bud across the head with a crossbow....

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