Lightsabers and Lollipops

and here's another reason why i love my mom:

i'm going to try to script out the conversation that i had with my mom the other night about naming the child.

space: wifey's very much against naming the kid space.

spacey's mom: can't say i blame her, your dad wanted to name you Trent or Rex.

space: cool, the trent i didn't know. i would have done well with that name. and i'm constantly telling people that i would have been a bully if i would have had the name Rex!

spacey's mom: a bully? i never thought of that name as a bully...(laughs)

space: yeah, rex! to me that's a bully's name. i would have beat up kid's for milk money! why do you say it's not?

spacey's mom: i've always seen rex as a fag name.

space: (laughs alot) a fag! really?

spacey's mom: i guess you don't know a lot of rex's huh?

space: (still laughing) no, not really, and i take it you knew of one or two that were...that way...

spacey's mom: well, i guess. that's why i said no to that name.

space: well, with that new revelation in mind i'm very glad you did not name me rex. thanks mom.

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we'll stop there.
as you can see, my mom rocks.