Lightsabers and Lollipops

i've always been more of a put the seat down kinda guy in my toilet manners. it just seemed like a good habit to form when i decided to score more points with the ladies. i have seen in many bad movies and TV shows in which the characters argue about that very issue. i try to avoid petty squabbles in my life whenever possible. the people who know me well are aware that i have enough issues that i need to pick and chose what battles that are worth it in my crazy world view.
so yes, i trained myself to go that extra mile and make the toilet top a harder target for those in a hurry.

and then comes "the boy."

i can always tell when my 5 year old son used the potty last. it's no big deal, except, when i'm tired out of my mind. which is a lot lately.
so yes, in a number 2 emergency at 5:30 A.M. i have performed the comical "falling in" of the facilities.
which will wake you up faster than a cup of coffee.
but i would still pick the coffee over the wet wake up call any day of the week and twice on Sunday.
so unless i can train him to be considerate to the ladies, i've got to watch my step... or sit... or well, whatever.


oh. and i'm also a sweetie who wipes the seatie.