Lightsabers and Lollipops

keepin the peace. payin the price.




matt asked me if i could have an artist draw anything funny happening to me what would it be. after about 10 minutes of thought i said to him:

preferably wearing a hat, trying to break up a knife fight between 1980's versions of Richard Pryor and Bill Cosby while getting stabbed by both in the process.

he came through with flying colors.

i need to think of comical pics of myself in which i don't die or get seriously maimed.

i'm not a female character written by stephenie meyer. i really don't wanna die for the sake of dying. for those of you who may have read the "host" along with that other popular series, you might understand that.

so next time, something more fun and exciting.

like me and the cast of malcom in the middle building a statue in honor of scott bakula, star of quantum leap.

and nobody has to die.

of course, if oprah gets thrown off a tall building also by myself and the cast of malcolm, that would be fun and exciting as well.

and by the way...

THE FOX NETWORK CANCELED CHRISTMAS.

i say good day to you.