Lightsabers and Lollipops

This is the 1000th entry on wwww.spacemanrocks.com.

i just thought you should know that.


and we are gonna celebrate it with....


this guy!

whenever i eat at this hot dog place i usually end up sitting next to this thing.

and i have always found this statue to be a little bit if not a lot discomforting.

this drunken looking set of walking talking fries is of course, eating a french fry.

and questions go through my head like:

is this one of his own fries?
is he slowly eating himself to death?
what could he possibly be on to make him forget what he is eating?
is this someone else's fry that he is eating?
are there more fry men out there?
are they all cannibals?
is he alone in his nasty habit?
is he a wanted criminal?
should he be locked up and kept away from the french fry people community?
is he doing it because i'm also eating french fries in front of him so that makes it okay?
did the fries i'm currently eating with this double cheeseburger with no onions also have arms and legs and were emptied out onto my tray before they could eat themselves?
should i have ordered the onion rings?
would that cost more?
will they ever make a Thundercats movie?
did i leave the iron on?
do these pants make my butt look big?

and it kinda gets a little crazy from there.

soooooo, happy 1000th entry everybody!

the best way to celebrate is to go back to the beginning and read them all over again.

or just send me money.

i like money.
i use it to buy things.
things i like.

that might be a haiku.




drink pepsi.