Saturday, May 02, 2009

daughter: daddy, i'm going to be very careful to keep this shirt clean so i can wear it today and tomorrow.

-she holds up a pink shirt with glittery bugs on it-

daddy: what? no.

daughter: but, ...!

daddy: no. we wear clean clothes around here girlie. you pick either today or tomorrow to wear that shirt. not both. we are actually lucky enough to have enough clothes around for you to do that.
God bless America.

daughter
: but didn't you hear me say I WOULD KEEP IT CLEAN?

-not really yelling, but a raised whiny voice-

daddy: i said no. pick a day.

-at this point she huffs and slams and sweeps the clean shirt on the dirty floor. walks away with head held low. charlie brown sad music playing-

Comments:
hilarious!
 
you're mean!

she said she would KEEP IT CLEAN!!
 
aftermath: she didn't wear the shirt at all within the two day time period.
 
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