Thursday, February 12, 2009
NOW IN 3-D!
so. lifelike.
i had a dream last night that i was on a reality show and i got past the first challenge somehow by standing next to the host the whole time.
but i messed up the second challenge for everybody because i took a bathroom break during the explanation of the game.
i woke up before they voted anybody off but i'm pretty sure i wasn't going to last past the first episode.
i mean, sure they would drag me back for the last one and people would go "oh yeah, i remember him."
the other contestants were also mad at me for being such a good sport all the time. which i'm sure the director and producers hate too. cuz good natured and fun people don't make for TV ratings.
i'd rather be on a show that makes fun of other shows, like the soup or VH1.
God Bless America!
so. lifelike.
i had a dream last night that i was on a reality show and i got past the first challenge somehow by standing next to the host the whole time.
but i messed up the second challenge for everybody because i took a bathroom break during the explanation of the game.
i woke up before they voted anybody off but i'm pretty sure i wasn't going to last past the first episode.
i mean, sure they would drag me back for the last one and people would go "oh yeah, i remember him."
the other contestants were also mad at me for being such a good sport all the time. which i'm sure the director and producers hate too. cuz good natured and fun people don't make for TV ratings.
i'd rather be on a show that makes fun of other shows, like the soup or VH1.
God Bless America!
