Friday, February 27, 2009
My Homies.
Thursday, February 26, 2009
AHHHH! THE INVERTED DEUCE!
what a great weird thing.
her middle finger didn't catch up to the rest of her hand.
even her knuckle was shoved back and protruded from the top.
well, i thought it was cool anyway...
what a great weird thing.
her middle finger didn't catch up to the rest of her hand.
even her knuckle was shoved back and protruded from the top.
well, i thought it was cool anyway...
Friday, February 20, 2009
grrrr. aaaargh.
if you haven't seen "Dr. Horrible's sing-a-long blog" by now then shame on and your entire family.
go now.
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Someday...
i can figure out Shakespeare.
i can figure out the entire Star Wars Universe.
i can figure out the rules to Heroclix.
i can figure out how to program a VCR, back when people could remember what a VCR was.
heck, i even built the computer i'm typing this on right now.
but i will never figure out the female of the species.
but i feel that this book helped me get just one step closer to that ever unreachable goal.
guys: you can just take comfort in the fact that there are waaaaay more books for chicks that try to explain the actions of men. they are in a section that i would have never known about if i didn't work in a bookstore. it's called, "self help."
it's a crazy world out there.
good luck!
and hey, be careful out there.
i can figure out Shakespeare.
i can figure out the entire Star Wars Universe.
i can figure out the rules to Heroclix.
i can figure out how to program a VCR, back when people could remember what a VCR was.
heck, i even built the computer i'm typing this on right now.
but i will never figure out the female of the species.
but i feel that this book helped me get just one step closer to that ever unreachable goal.
guys: you can just take comfort in the fact that there are waaaaay more books for chicks that try to explain the actions of men. they are in a section that i would have never known about if i didn't work in a bookstore. it's called, "self help."
it's a crazy world out there.
good luck!
and hey, be careful out there.
Sunday, February 15, 2009
He had it coming, trust me.
told ya i was gonna keep milking these pictures. which is good, cuz i haven't been doin much else worth takin pictures of lately. lots of pictures of the kids, but i'm paranoid about posting pics of my kids online. lotta sicko psychos out there, i'm sure some of them are fans of my site.
um, hi.
don't worry though, trip to disney coming up soon. i will do my best to take a picture of me punching mickey (or at the very least, goofy) in the face. making it a trip to remember.
mama say mama sa mama ku sa.
told ya i was gonna keep milking these pictures. which is good, cuz i haven't been doin much else worth takin pictures of lately. lots of pictures of the kids, but i'm paranoid about posting pics of my kids online. lotta sicko psychos out there, i'm sure some of them are fans of my site.
um, hi.
don't worry though, trip to disney coming up soon. i will do my best to take a picture of me punching mickey (or at the very least, goofy) in the face. making it a trip to remember.
mama say mama sa mama ku sa.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
NOW IN 3-D!
so. lifelike.
i had a dream last night that i was on a reality show and i got past the first challenge somehow by standing next to the host the whole time.
but i messed up the second challenge for everybody because i took a bathroom break during the explanation of the game.
i woke up before they voted anybody off but i'm pretty sure i wasn't going to last past the first episode.
i mean, sure they would drag me back for the last one and people would go "oh yeah, i remember him."
the other contestants were also mad at me for being such a good sport all the time. which i'm sure the director and producers hate too. cuz good natured and fun people don't make for TV ratings.
i'd rather be on a show that makes fun of other shows, like the soup or VH1.
God Bless America!
so. lifelike.
i had a dream last night that i was on a reality show and i got past the first challenge somehow by standing next to the host the whole time.
but i messed up the second challenge for everybody because i took a bathroom break during the explanation of the game.
i woke up before they voted anybody off but i'm pretty sure i wasn't going to last past the first episode.
i mean, sure they would drag me back for the last one and people would go "oh yeah, i remember him."
the other contestants were also mad at me for being such a good sport all the time. which i'm sure the director and producers hate too. cuz good natured and fun people don't make for TV ratings.
i'd rather be on a show that makes fun of other shows, like the soup or VH1.
God Bless America!
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Space chooses what is best in life.
Mongol General: We have won again. That is good! But what is best in life?
Mongol Warrior: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcon on your wrist, wind in your hair!
Mongol General: Wrong! Conan, what is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!
Mongol General: That is good.
more to come. i'm gonna milk these weapons pics for a while.
Mongol General: We have won again. That is good! But what is best in life?
Mongol Warrior: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcon on your wrist, wind in your hair!
Mongol General: Wrong! Conan, what is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!
Mongol General: That is good.
more to come. i'm gonna milk these weapons pics for a while.
Saturday, February 07, 2009
Do not mess with me or my friends. We are well armed.
seriously, don't touch.
seriously, don't touch.
Monday, February 02, 2009
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE JACKET.
this is the jean jacket i wore in high skool. i couldn't tell you if people admired it or made fun of it. probably both, depending on the audience. i gotta say i was pretty proud of my work. i bet it did provide a good distraction to the guy or girl who sat directly behind me in class. boring teacher? just feel free to study the handcrafted artwork dedicated to heavy metal Christian bands of the late 80's/ early 90's.
i did make 2 major mistakes on it. one i won't mention cuz i covered it up so well. but the second one is the band Scaterd Few, which you might be able to see where my correct spelling kicked in and i fixed it in the best and lamest possible way that one could with fabric paint.
other than the paint, which i had to squeeze out of a bottle and have the steady hand of a cake decorator, the rest of the art was done with red or black permanent marker. probably Sharpie, the preferred brand of permanent marker among so called artists like myself.
this is also what i did instead of dating girls apparently. i'm pretty sure one led to the defeat of the other.
or... let's face it. at the time, the girls who found this jacket attractive were just plain scary. nuff said.
this is the jean jacket i wore in high skool. i couldn't tell you if people admired it or made fun of it. probably both, depending on the audience. i gotta say i was pretty proud of my work. i bet it did provide a good distraction to the guy or girl who sat directly behind me in class. boring teacher? just feel free to study the handcrafted artwork dedicated to heavy metal Christian bands of the late 80's/ early 90's.
i did make 2 major mistakes on it. one i won't mention cuz i covered it up so well. but the second one is the band Scaterd Few, which you might be able to see where my correct spelling kicked in and i fixed it in the best and lamest possible way that one could with fabric paint.
other than the paint, which i had to squeeze out of a bottle and have the steady hand of a cake decorator, the rest of the art was done with red or black permanent marker. probably Sharpie, the preferred brand of permanent marker among so called artists like myself.
this is also what i did instead of dating girls apparently. i'm pretty sure one led to the defeat of the other.
or... let's face it. at the time, the girls who found this jacket attractive were just plain scary. nuff said.
