Lightsabers and Lollipops

i had a dream last night that i was back at work but somehow i ended up fighting a half-lion/half rhino. my only weapons were my pool truck and my wits. i think there were baby alligators as well.

the only thing that was keeping me from driving fast and far away was that the assortment of animals had spilled dry chemicals from my truck and the rich people would be mad and throw tantrums despite the epic battle between me and these revelation like beasts.

typical.