Lightsabers and Lollipops

i'm almost finished with book 4 of the Stephenie Meyer Twilight series and i've come to the conclusion that if you removed the words or phrases: beautiful, perfect, i love you, and any form of the word electric from the text you could fit the whole series in about 300 pages.

i know the story may even get a bit confusing with the absent dialogue.
but then Episodes I, II and III would have been better without Jar Jar as well.


there. i said it.

another alternative would be to make a drinking game out of it. but i don't drink, so what fun is that?

i also kept yelling out the word MARTYR a lot all through the books.



...chicks, man.