Monday, October 27, 2008
i had to pee so bad today i was making lamaze breathing noises in order not to wet my pants.
when i finally relieved myself in a mcdonald's bathroom i couldn't remember the last time i ever felt that great and empty.
wooo!
...don't squeeze the Charmin.
when i finally relieved myself in a mcdonald's bathroom i couldn't remember the last time i ever felt that great and empty.
wooo!
...don't squeeze the Charmin.
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....... well at least you had the knowledge required for specialized breathing... having kids and all.
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