Tuesday, February 05, 2008
FA LA LA-LA-LA-LA-LAAAA FA LA-LA LA-LAAAA
i don't think the Smurfs ever properly thanked Gargamel for making Smurfette for them.
for those of you who don't know Smurf history, Gargamel created Smurfette as an evil spy.
which in retrospect, was a terrible plan. sure, send a little hottie female into a camp full of all guys in the times before it was "okay to be gay." she'll blend right in. like a fly on the wall....
well, Papa Smurf wasn't gonna have none of that, so he used his "big poppa" magic to turn Smurfette over to the Smurf side (and blonde of course. she was originally brunette. but since Papa was already playing god, why not go a little further aund go with what gentlemen preferred.)
but nope, the Smurfs never uttered a thank you to Gargamel for providing them at least one chick to hang out with.
they never even sent him a card. ungrateful little blue bugs.
heck, i even figured there would be some rogue Smurfs who would even go to Gargamel on the sly and request more of the womens to populate their fungus filled village.
then everybody could have date night! and not just wait for their turn with Smurfette.
everybody except for Brainy Smurf. he deserves no prizes or rewards.
i just hate him so much. (shakes fist)
PEACE!!!
i don't think the Smurfs ever properly thanked Gargamel for making Smurfette for them.
for those of you who don't know Smurf history, Gargamel created Smurfette as an evil spy.
which in retrospect, was a terrible plan. sure, send a little hottie female into a camp full of all guys in the times before it was "okay to be gay." she'll blend right in. like a fly on the wall....
well, Papa Smurf wasn't gonna have none of that, so he used his "big poppa" magic to turn Smurfette over to the Smurf side (and blonde of course. she was originally brunette. but since Papa was already playing god, why not go a little further aund go with what gentlemen preferred.)
but nope, the Smurfs never uttered a thank you to Gargamel for providing them at least one chick to hang out with.
they never even sent him a card. ungrateful little blue bugs.
heck, i even figured there would be some rogue Smurfs who would even go to Gargamel on the sly and request more of the womens to populate their fungus filled village.
then everybody could have date night! and not just wait for their turn with Smurfette.
everybody except for Brainy Smurf. he deserves no prizes or rewards.
i just hate him so much. (shakes fist)
PEACE!!!
