Lightsabers and Lollipops

so my wife left the TV on in my room while i was working on the computer.
it was on the lifetime channel.
for some reason a movie started and i became attached to it quickly and couldn't seem to turn it off til the end. and as a result of all lifetime movies, i feel dirty and ashamed for being a man.
i did get closure on the movie by the way. the bad guy who lied cheated womanized and murdered did get sentenced to be executed by a court of law.
justice is served.
girl-power.
men are pigs.

i felt i needed to watch a manly movie like die hard or terminator to restore my masculinity.

i watched spider-man 3 and skipped past the storyline and just watched the action scenes.

now i feel i can sleep at night.