Lightsabers and Lollipops

...and then john called almost every Wang and Wong in the phone book (yes dan, that's a lot of Wong numbers) and informed the women who answered the phone that thier husband needed to pick up thier import single that they ordered entitled, "boom! i got your boyfriend" by M.C. Luscious. he got a lot of "he no here." it was all good fun. the days before caller I.D. oh, to be young again...