Lightsabers and Lollipops

THE GREAT SHRIMP OFF OF '07



Spacey vs. Leesir.

Who will triumph?

99 cent shrimp cocktails. whoever can get more in their belly will win.

win what? i don't know. respect? money? the spicy curry trophy with a bowler on top?

i don't know. i just know i've got to pit my stomach of steel against whatever super powers lisa might have.


ohhhh, Vegas. i could really go for some fried twinkies right now....

hmm. no reason.

yeah, i figured he'd be taller too.

...and then john called almost every Wang and Wong in the phone book (yes dan, that's a lot of Wong numbers) and informed the women who answered the phone that thier husband needed to pick up thier import single that they ordered entitled, "boom! i got your boyfriend" by M.C. Luscious. he got a lot of "he no here." it was all good fun. the days before caller I.D. oh, to be young again...

all i did was mention that his helmet was funny lookin...



i know the Imperials are notoriously bad shots, but i don't think he can miss at this range.

he wanted my bag of swag.

...um, not the best face i've ever made by the way.

Up! Up! and ...now where was i goin?


this guy wouldn't shut up. for some reason he was picking on jim, mumbling something about back in the day. i really hope he was there for the comic convention.

but i think a better story would have been if that's how he was always dressed and he shows up at the car shows and knitting fairs like that.

"oh that's just Harry. We just humor him and let him think he's protecting us from the forces of evil. Just don't let him jump off the roof anymore. (hushed tone)He thinks he can fly."

well, more pics from the comic con coming.

stay tuned and don't stick Mattel toys in your mouth.

some people get really bored at comic-con i guess...

the story of the balloon II : the short version

got another balloon with a fantastic picture on it this year at comic con.
last year i got an ewok punching a smurf.
this year he outdid himself!



i told him i wanted me shoooting energy blasts from my hands at oprah winfrey's face!
he so came through!

i was proud to show my new balloon to everybody.

soon i came across a girl from www.scifi.drunkduck.com that offered to draw a free picture of "my doom."
well, i always wondered how i was gonna die so, yes, i would like a free picture of "my doom."
um, she drew a picture that was not appropriate for spacemanrocks.com
let's just say oprah gets her revenge...

stay tuned, more pics and stories from comic con as soon as jim sends me pics from his camera. my camera was being moody, difficult and (expletive deleted).


p.s. the suicide girls officially hate Spacey.

i saved a baby bunny from a pool skimmer today.
he looked a little worse for wear.
other than that, it's been a pretty crappy week.
working outside in this humidity feels like being wrapped in sweaty towel.
someone else's sweaty towel.
ewww.
oh. and i did go out of my way for some tasty gyros yesterday.
gyros are in my happy place.
that and a gigantic bag of french fries and free refills of dew.
i feel i earned it.
mmmm happy place.

the girls pointed out that they have a problem with Dora the Explorer cuz she shows her mid drift.
i gotta admit i've never caught that before.
now that it's my 2 year old son's favorite cartoon, it's plain as day to me.
my hat's off to the girls who noticed this. it displays that some teens are showing initiative to cover themselves.
way too many young ladies are all too quick to show off their ta-ta's and num-num's cuz TV , Movies and Bratz told them too.
oh yes, Bratz were mentioned in the same conversation.
we all know Bratz are bad for girlz and their self image and self esteem issues.
i won't beat that one into the ground.
my wifey pointed out that Barbie and Bratz teach girlz that life is all about shopping and having everything better than everyone else.
which just seems to me like a weakness on corporate America's part.
(watch it, Spacey. gettin kinda preachy)
thanks to the Simpsons, i just picture a bunch of executives in suits around a conference table saying something like, " gentleman! we need to figure out a way to get young girls to want to go shopping and spend money on frivolous things."
"um. can we order chinese food?"
" ...yes. now got to work!"
seems like a waste of brainpower. i'm sure even girls in Bible times spent lots of money going to the market place trying to get the better robe, veil or sandals that would make the other 15 year old housewives jealous. not to mention what kind of water pitcher you would bring to the well. if you didn't have brand name pottery from Jezebel's on First street (they probably only had one street) then you just weren't cool that year.
but i digress.
i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that my son likes dora cuz of her mid drift showing.
so nyeh.
for that i give him a high five and say, Yeahhh!
face it, us guys just have different standards.
i'd better shut up before i get in all kinds of trouble with my censors.
they keep it clean so we can stay on the air for many years to come.
and that's what makes spacemanrocks.com a family favorite for teens, adults and cavemen all over the planet.
and remember to have your brakes checked by professionals.

for those of you who may be new to spacemanrocks.com here's one of the many things that you can be expecting:

THE TRAMPOLINE



OF DEATH!

it may look fun at first, but several trips to the emergency room later and i can see it being thrown to the curb in pieces for the trashmen to figure out the best way to get it in their truck.

my days of trampolining have been over for quite some time anyway due to the fact that i hit myself with my own car.

it's a funny story. i'll tell you sometime.

and the girls give a collective awwwwww.



this is the picture my 5 year old daughter drew for me cuz she missed me.

it's darn cute and you know it!
(shakes finger at any of you heartless people who don't think this is cute.)

whew, i'm back from C I Y.

and lemme introduce you to the two craziest girls that i happened to meet there.

courtney and julia.



as with most of the new people that i introduced myself, a shiny button and the wesbite to, i met them in the line for taco bell.
( i ate soooooooo many seven layer burritos this week...)
but, yes. they held the title all week long for the craziest girls that Spacey met at this particular conference.
i'm glad they had a good time. along with all the other teens that went and especially the ones that we took.
i would like to thank justin for providing the picture.

oh. and since i took absolutely no pictures this week. (out of laziness) i will need those who took any and all good pics to send them to me as soon as possible.
make yourself famous and world renown on spacemanrocks.com

for those of you who can remember what the website's name was after if rubbed off your wrist, thank you for checking it out. lots and lots of fun to be had for all!