Monday, June 25, 2007
so i missed three sundays of church in a row now.
one more and they are gonna send me a card asking where i am and if they can give away my membership and discounts.
3 sundays ago i went to the zoo. made me hate people even more. i think next time i go i'm going to bring poo-on-a-stick. then maybe i can have some personal space. nobody messes with a guy carrying poo-on-a-stick.
2 sundays ago i just didn't feel like dealing with being told happy father's day 100 times. i have my reasons.
1 sunday ago i had every intention of going but the service was gonna be outside and we had to watch our own youngins. and since my soon to be two year old son was beyond cranky i didn't feel like chasing him and trying to calm him down when i can do that at home. less people look at me funny.
so if i miss one more sunday i'm gonna have to barf up a lung.
SAVE SPACEMAN
one more and they are gonna send me a card asking where i am and if they can give away my membership and discounts.
3 sundays ago i went to the zoo. made me hate people even more. i think next time i go i'm going to bring poo-on-a-stick. then maybe i can have some personal space. nobody messes with a guy carrying poo-on-a-stick.
2 sundays ago i just didn't feel like dealing with being told happy father's day 100 times. i have my reasons.
1 sunday ago i had every intention of going but the service was gonna be outside and we had to watch our own youngins. and since my soon to be two year old son was beyond cranky i didn't feel like chasing him and trying to calm him down when i can do that at home. less people look at me funny.
so if i miss one more sunday i'm gonna have to barf up a lung.
SAVE SPACEMAN
