Wednesday, June 27, 2007
i think i scared some baptist girls yesterday.
i went to a speedway that i don't usually go to. went in the bathroom and took a tinkle. washed my hands dried em on the super dryer and walked out.
upon my exit i almost bumped into two plain girls with long hair and long skirts. they looked terrified.
i realized my mistake and looked back at the door that i had come out of and said these words, "did i?" "i just used the... wrong one?" " yup" "whoops."
still they looked terrified.
it appeared if they were wondering if they would use the bathroom at all.
having it defiled by a man like that.
from what i know from the baptists i've pretended to listen to, they like to keep their men and women seperate until it's time to conceive and make more lil baptists.
that's probably just me stereotyping.
i came this close to turning around and saying, "don't worry. i was very clean."
but thought against it considering how misunderstood i am by the female of the species.
and remember, only you can prevent forest fires. only you.
i went to a speedway that i don't usually go to. went in the bathroom and took a tinkle. washed my hands dried em on the super dryer and walked out.
upon my exit i almost bumped into two plain girls with long hair and long skirts. they looked terrified.
i realized my mistake and looked back at the door that i had come out of and said these words, "did i?" "i just used the... wrong one?" " yup" "whoops."
still they looked terrified.
it appeared if they were wondering if they would use the bathroom at all.
having it defiled by a man like that.
from what i know from the baptists i've pretended to listen to, they like to keep their men and women seperate until it's time to conceive and make more lil baptists.
that's probably just me stereotyping.
i came this close to turning around and saying, "don't worry. i was very clean."
but thought against it considering how misunderstood i am by the female of the species.
and remember, only you can prevent forest fires. only you.
