Thursday, April 12, 2007
Yay Spring!!
wait, what?
i've come to the conclusion that the reason why the weather is so crazy cold and just not right in the chicago area is that the earth is off it's axis.
we are spinning way out of control.
AND WE ARE HEADED STRAIGHT FOR THE SUN!
and the government doesn't wanna tell ya because they don't want you all to panic.
not i'm a conspiracy theory nut or anything.
i've just seen way too many bad sci-fi/fantasy movies.
messes with the head.
but i'm sayin panic! go crazy! loot the food king!
and by all means, drive as slow as possible as if you've never seen snow or rain fall from the sky before.
oh, you're already doing that?
well, that was sarcasm. if i could use reverse psychology and get you to do the opposite of that.
like, um drive like there was a pregnant lady in your cab about to give birth.
i would not wanna clean that back seat.
ah well.
it's a sucky time to be a pool boy.
soooo cold.
p.s. i got attacked by a chihuahua yesterday.
wait, what?
i've come to the conclusion that the reason why the weather is so crazy cold and just not right in the chicago area is that the earth is off it's axis.
we are spinning way out of control.
AND WE ARE HEADED STRAIGHT FOR THE SUN!
and the government doesn't wanna tell ya because they don't want you all to panic.
not i'm a conspiracy theory nut or anything.
i've just seen way too many bad sci-fi/fantasy movies.
messes with the head.
but i'm sayin panic! go crazy! loot the food king!
and by all means, drive as slow as possible as if you've never seen snow or rain fall from the sky before.
oh, you're already doing that?
well, that was sarcasm. if i could use reverse psychology and get you to do the opposite of that.
like, um drive like there was a pregnant lady in your cab about to give birth.
i would not wanna clean that back seat.
ah well.
it's a sucky time to be a pool boy.
soooo cold.
p.s. i got attacked by a chihuahua yesterday.
