i figured i'd better buy somethin at that dunkin donuts after what i did to their bathroom.
i probably used up that blueberry muffin's worth in toilet paper alone.
well, it's that time "o" year again. time to start workin outside.
and that means tryin to find places to pee pee and poopee.
i've been meaning to write some of these stories for awhile.
now i actually do like workin outside. despite being a redhead and having skin that gets crispy real quick i seem to have developed a tolerance to the star we call Sol. the only thing i really hate are the freckles they leave behind. those don't wash off.
my farmers tan is coming in rather well.
anyway,
i would like to share with you one of my worst fears:
being inside a port-a-potty that tips over.
whether it be by weather, gravity or even by some hooligans who think they are funny.