Lightsabers and Lollipops

they put too many raw onions in my fried rice today.
so i picked them out by hand.
now my fingers smell all onion-like.
so every time i pick my nose, i smell onions.
and i pick my nose alot.
i can never seem to get it totally cleaned out.
those stinkin boogers keep growing back.
i just wish the inside of my nose would stay clean, y'know?
people are always saying that i should use tissues instead.
but all that does for me is bring all the stuff in my nose to the edge.
or the front row.
and that just tickles my nose.
and so then i go diggin again.
which brings us back to square one.
and the smell of onions.
on my fingers.
that general tso's chicken was so very very good.
they pretty much give you two helpingswith that beautiful lunch special.
and that's okay with Spacey.
cuz i be hungry.
um,
God bless America!