Lightsabers and Lollipops

i found out that my fire alarm works fine for all the right reasons today.

i'm pretty sure Dinglenoose has pulled the gloves off and is trying to kill me.

maybe the pressure is on from the higher demon management.

Dinglenoose's boss.

that's scary.

i guess he would ultimately answer to satan.

being a demon and all.

i wonder if he kills me does he get a promotion.

actually, i'm sure demons need to win your soul over to evil first, before the killing.

he would probably get a write-up for doing one without the other.

maybe i could get the catholics to exorcise him.

and then they could make an unrated movie about it.

and crappy sequels.

i want a piece of the merchandising.

my people will contact your people.

if i'm dead over this, talk to my wife.

just don't touch my stuff.