Lightsabers and Lollipops

Bumblebee's a Camaro?!?!?!?!?!



forget everything you know about Transformers.
...then you might enjoy the upcoming movie.

i have a very bad feeling about the human cast of the film.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0418279/

i mean, ...tyrese? bernie mac? shia lebeouf?

and Peter Cullen as the voice of Optimus Prime. which is darn cool, cuz he played it originally in the cartoon series. But he also gives life to the famously depressed stuffed donkey, Eeyore. with that information in my head i will constantly see Prime saying things like:

"(sigh)okay, Ironhide. i guess we'll go fight Megatron now. (sigh) although it's not gonna make me feel any better."

i tell ya, Eeyore needed therapy and pills.

on the other hand, i could see Eeyore ordering the other anilmals in the 100 acre wood to "Transform, and roll out" when i'm watching Winnie the Pooh with my daughter.

and if you have no idea what i'm talking about, then you are one of three things:

1) a youngin who doesn't know a thing about 80's pop culture or the cartoons and toys that it gave us.

2) a girly girl (or gay) who's favorite movie may be "the notebook" or "bridget jone's encyclopedia". (if you fall into this category, you need to go sit down in "time out" and think about what you've done.)

3) michelle.

if you are any of these things, God bless your naivety. cuz you could watch movies like Transformers or X-Men without abandon.
no expectations. no letdowns. er, ...sometimes.

or you could be like some of us who watch these movies and hurt our brains cuz Spider-Man shoots webs out of his skin instead of using mechanical web shooters.
you know who you are.

but i still like having all sorts of knowledge in my noggin (as useless as some of it may be) as opposed to believing that 24 was based on a true story or that wrestlers really hate each other.

"there is no knowledge that is not power."

FIGHT!


p.s. there better not be a love story in the Transformers movie. i will set hollywood on fire.