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Monday, October 16, 2006

"The collective mind of America was headed into the toilet. At some point during the last twenty years someone had decided that intelligence wasn't such a hot commodity after all, and the rest of the country licked up that nonsense as though it were a melting vanilla cone on a hot summer day."

-from Ted Dekker's novel: Blink

Comments:
can ah take yo order?

yes, i would like 2 buffalo snackers and one original snacker please

wait...whut?

i would like 2 buffalo snackers and one crispy snacker.

you want 2 buffalo strips and a cole slaw?

sigh. i want 2 buffalo snackers...
and 1 original crispy snacker...

(leaves radio on and talks loudly to other workers about everything else but the order)
ok, 2 buffalo snackers and one regulah snacker sannwich?

yes, ...please.

pull up to the second window for your order.
 
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