Lightsabers and Lollipops

current mood: freakin sad.

i found out today that the only weekday that i'm going to have off this winter is going to be wednesday.

...

i feel like i have nothing to look forward to, ever again.




i hate halloween. and just about everything else right now.



i swear the whole world's out to get us, silent bob.

i shouldn't have stayed at chris and short steve's so late..
but they whipped out trivial pursuit, and actually played it.

and nobody ever wants to play trivial pursuit with me!!!!

we even played it til there was a winner.
i was impressed.



you should never feel dumb playing trivia games.. some questions are just hard, unheard of and just plain unfair.

you should feel cheated sometimes if the other team got the question that has an easy answer like "bill gates" or "monica lewinski" and you get a question that takes longer to ask then the gettysburg address or has an answer that needs to be read with an accent cuz it's in another language. that's just cruel.

anyway, i hope you see my point.
my house needs to be rewired.

Spacey's racist statement "O" the day!

i could never be black because i'm too afraid to blatantly walk in front of moving vehicles and pretty much dare them to hit me.
maybe it's just this area.

there, i said it.

don't kill my family.

this is what my fortune cookie told me today.



i hope it's a good vacation. like Vegas. or the candy, puppy dog and firework factory.

or maybe it means i'm goning crazy...

um, i accidentally drove to the Indiana Dunes beach today.

it's actually true.

i was drivin along and all of a sudden i had sand under my tires and nothing but beach and parking lot in front of me.


i hate Indiana.

i've never been able to explain myself in that state.


crappy day to be at the beach by the way.

and then short steve gave me a slight concussion.

...with a pillow.

there was also a time when he kicked me in the face and said it was my fault.

he did pay for me to ride the rollercoaster over New York New York many years later, though.



man! that is one shiny head on Spaceykins.

and then there's this.



you are the last dragon. you possess the power, of the glowwwwwwwww. (REPEAT)

NOW KISS MY CONVERSE!

today's entry was brought to you by the letter, Jolt.



and by the number, um, really big burger.



funny stories coming soon on spacemanrocks.com.
i just need to get inspiration to write when i'm home in front of the puter instead of driving or working on pools.

dean ewald parties hard.

"The collective mind of America was headed into the toilet. At some point during the last twenty years someone had decided that intelligence wasn't such a hot commodity after all, and the rest of the country licked up that nonsense as though it were a melting vanilla cone on a hot summer day."

-from Ted Dekker's novel: Blink

stupid movie night this saturday.
michelle said so.
and by all that's holy, you'd better bring candy.

i'm tellin ya if my house didn't have walls to hold my son in he would keep walking til he hit ocean.

the kids in perpetual motion.

he even tries to roll across country in his sleep.
don't know what we're gonna do when he outgrows the crib to cage him in.

needs to be tethered somehow...

I CAN MULTITASK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'm still sick, but i'm goin ta work.
i have a pretty good idea that Dinglenoose is behind this killer virus.
only he can make an illness that makes me hate food.
i've lost 14 lbs.

john wants to spray paint "SAVE SPACEMAN" on the water tower.
and i'm all for it.
i think you should help him.

vote in the comment box if you want this done.
if you don't vote, you don't matter.
chew on that.

it doesn't even have to be in one particular town.
we can get the message out there that Spaceykins is dying and needs your help and prayers.

don't get arrested.

too sick to write.

P R A Y F O R M O J O, er, i mean Spacey.

pray for Spacey.

picture this:

there's a bully.
and he thinks it's funny to constantly push a smaller kid back into his seat when the kid tries to stand.
no matter how the smaller kid moves, evades or pushes back he is shoved back down into sitting position again.
the bully can keep this up forever.

that's how i feel lately.
like that smaller kid.


i'm gonna have to get stabby...

...and then john wrapped my van in cellophane.