Lightsabers and Lollipops

THINGS YOU CAN DO TO YOUR ROOMMATE AT CIY
(which i did, sorry jordan)

1) set the alarm clock under his bed to go off at 4:00 am.
make it one of those clocks that plays music that you pick
i chose the song "DU" by David Hasselhoff from the motion picture soundtrack
Eurotrip

p.s. i never got this to work right. i automatically turned it off the first time i tried it. the second time the tape didn't play and it played some static filled country station, and that just annoyed me. so sad.

2) wake him up in the morning by playing "DU" because the whole alarm clock thing didn't work. did i mention that i was standing on his bed singing it at the top of my lungs and waving my arms in the air?

3) pick songs to sing in the shower so all your suite-mates and roommate can hear, like "i'm every woman" by whitney houston or "wind beneath my wings" by bette midler.

4) start a fart that doesn't seem to stop so start walking around the room like it's propelling you. i made it 3 quarters around the room. i even impressed myself with that one.

5) plug in an answering machine that you got for free. leave a message that says, "hey this is Space (jordan yells in the background "AND JORDAN") we're not here right now, so please leave a message and we'll never call you back." write www.spacemanrocks.com all over it and leave it in the room after CIY is over. just in case anybody calls after we leave.

6) bring toys that are still in the original plastic. open them on random days. it's like Christmas all the time with Spacey around.

7) argue the coolness of Transformers Generation 1 over Beast Wars until the early AM. josh helped with that one. his heart broke a little when Optimus Prime died.

anyway, i'm sure there's more. it was a long week. things i didn't get to do were: hold an all night rave, peeing in his bed and making him think he did it, somehow running a game show with fabulous prizes.

ah well.

rock, rock on.

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