Lightsabers and Lollipops

so last night i went to bed angry.
this morning i woke at 5:00 am.
on purpose.
so you know that i woke up angry.
despite getting to work so early i still got outta there right on time.
but by then, my spirits had lifted.
drinkin dew does that.
then it took me forever to get to my first stop.
people just aren't in a hurry to get anywhere if water is falling from the sky.
so now i'm really behind.
second stop, i drop my phone in the pool.
it drowned.
it will never play the Imperial March as a ringtone again.
sigh.
couple more stops.
no problems.
go to gas station, get nachos.
no chili for nachos.
great.
fill my drinkie.
hole on bottom of cup.
sigh.
pay for food and refill of drink.
go outside.
then i try to use calling card from bank to call work.
card expired.
dang.
moving on.
after driving awhile, i realize my work has an 800 number i can call.
it's um, it's printed on the side of my truck...
sigh.
as i realize this, i try to shift nachos.
they spill on my arm and paperwork.
i yell words that aren't church appropiate.
go through the rest of the day.
no big problems.
last stop.
i drove far down south.
only to find out that i went to the wrong house, cuz the people had moved.
sigh.
well, that's about it.
if i in good spirits this would have been a sucky day.
i love you mountain dew.
let's never fight again.