Lightsabers and Lollipops

in snow white, if the evil queen could make a potion to make her uglier, why couldn't she make a potion to make her prettier?

i hate fairy tales.

anyway, i'm in kind of a pickle.

when my cell phone took a dive in a pool the other day (it sink like a stone by the way) it took all the numbers i had stored in it to it's watery grave.

so that means that i need people to call me so that i may have their numbers again. you know who you are...

and for the people that i never call but have every intention to, like jim w, short steve, chris j and er, some other guys (and maybe even girls) or whatnot, now i have a sad but believable excuse on why i never call.

fact is, i'm just lazy. i'm not a social planner. most times, i rely on john to invite me to things. i couldn't even get a guestlist for my 30th birthday party down. so i cancelled it altogether. i'm scooter on the muppet test for crying out loud!!! ...sad.

anyway, i even had to shop for new ringtones. the star wars tones aren't available for my model of phone yet. sigh. so for a new tone i was torn between Devo's song uncontrollable urge and Fatboy Slim's weapon of choice.
i went for fatboy cuz it's an mp3 real song with no words. the problem with the Devo ring was it wasn't the part of the song i wanted in mp3 version and the better version was the polyphonic one. and that is sooo 2005.

of course, my question is: when they make ringtones out of songs, why do they choose the worst, or the least interesting part of the song?
it befuddles me.

so if you work for a pool company, and would like a new sassy little cell phone, just drop your old one into a pool and see if it survives the plunge. you have to make it look like an accident by the way. the story of mine was true. i had it in my hoddie pocket in order to keep it dry from the rain. it fell out of the pocket and you know the rest. i no longer had to worry about the rain getting it wet anymore...

i'm done.

at least i got to work in the words befuddled and sassy.

i was trying to avoid using the term, "nether regions."
don't ask.

i just like saying sassy!


SSSSSSSASSY!