Lightsabers and Lollipops

i haven't seen the dentist since i've been married.

sigh.

i'm sure gonna miss my teeth.

if that's not sad enough, i've been paying for dental insurance this whole time.

that's money i could have spent on candy and fireworks.

or at least lots of pop rocks.

that's like candy AND fireworks.

the care bears shot rainbows out of their bellies.

and the capitol of Nebraska is Lincoln!