Wednesday, January 18, 2006
and speaking of josh, fer years he's been tellin me that i should write a book.
he says that he would buy 10 copies.
i appreciate that.
in fact, i'd love to write a book. i'd love to see it hit the shelves.
i'd love to see how fast it got marked down and placed in the budget bin at borders.
would my 15 minutes of fame actually last the whole 15 minutes?
i'd say my chances of being published are slim to nil considering i'm way to lazy to actually pursue this goal persistently.
so i'm leaving it you America! oh wait, i'm leaving it to you world!!!!
(i forgot, i'm worldwide, baby!)
get me a book deal. see my name in print. i could be SOMEBODY!!!
maybe even someday i can write scripts for TV shows that nobody is gonna stay up for.
i'm sure i'd be an editors worst nightmare.
he would pull out his hair and scream, "why doesn't he capitalize!!?"
my editor would have to be a guy. from my research teams i've learned that women don't get my humor. at least my wife tells me that not everything i write is funny. gotta love that brutal honesty. love it, love it, love it.
at least my writing is not like it was in high skool. i used all caps back then.
and contrary to popular belief, i'm not always yelling. sometimes, being subtle is what the job calls for.
i'd love to tell you that i don't capitalize cuz i know that it means yelling, kicking and screaming on the internet, but that's not the case.
i'm just too lazy to hit the caps lock and/or shift key.
if you've ever seen me type, you would wonder how i ever got anything written.
i believe the term is hunt and peck. i have no rhyme or reason to what fingers hit the keys.
so back to my slow rise to book writin fame.
spread the word my people!
well, at least tell every man, woman, child and cat about www.spacemanrocks.com
and never trust anyone over 30!
the picture is just for kicks. so there.
he says that he would buy 10 copies.
i appreciate that.
in fact, i'd love to write a book. i'd love to see it hit the shelves.
i'd love to see how fast it got marked down and placed in the budget bin at borders.
would my 15 minutes of fame actually last the whole 15 minutes?
i'd say my chances of being published are slim to nil considering i'm way to lazy to actually pursue this goal persistently.
so i'm leaving it you America! oh wait, i'm leaving it to you world!!!!
(i forgot, i'm worldwide, baby!)
get me a book deal. see my name in print. i could be SOMEBODY!!!
maybe even someday i can write scripts for TV shows that nobody is gonna stay up for.
i'm sure i'd be an editors worst nightmare.
he would pull out his hair and scream, "why doesn't he capitalize!!?"
my editor would have to be a guy. from my research teams i've learned that women don't get my humor. at least my wife tells me that not everything i write is funny. gotta love that brutal honesty. love it, love it, love it.
at least my writing is not like it was in high skool. i used all caps back then.
and contrary to popular belief, i'm not always yelling. sometimes, being subtle is what the job calls for.
i'd love to tell you that i don't capitalize cuz i know that it means yelling, kicking and screaming on the internet, but that's not the case.
i'm just too lazy to hit the caps lock and/or shift key.
if you've ever seen me type, you would wonder how i ever got anything written.
i believe the term is hunt and peck. i have no rhyme or reason to what fingers hit the keys.
so back to my slow rise to book writin fame.
spread the word my people!
well, at least tell every man, woman, child and cat about www.spacemanrocks.com
and never trust anyone over 30!
the picture is just for kicks. so there.
