Lightsabers and Lollipops

went to target.
returned undersized pajammies.
wanted to find something worthy of the thoughtful gift of footie jammies.
found a star wars toy to give to a child that's not mine.
and then i found it!
i was in the sleepwear department, both boys and girls.
and the boxers caught my eye.
i allllmost bought some star wars ones that had Vader on the front.
but the butt said "sith happens" across it.
and i dint care fer that.
then i found some Napoleon Dynamite boxers.
if you can't read it from the picture it says, "girls only want boyfriends who have great skills"
and of course, the cruddy drawing of him on the side is wearing a vote for pedro shirt.
i realize that the Napoleon Dynamite craze is fading fast, if not faded away already.
but i still thinks it's a great film.
so there.
anyway, i hope you appreciate that i did not model these as i did the PJ's.
that just does a everybody a favor.

Joyous Kwanzaa everybody!