Thursday, December 22, 2005
i was pleasantly surpised when beth called me tonight asking if she and heather A could drop by and give me a present 4 Christmas. when i opened the bag i was beyond happy to find that they had delivered what i've been asking for for a long time.
FOOTIE JAMMIES!!!
unfortunately, i'm a big and tall guy. so they did not fit me so good. plus they kind of hugged me in all the wrong places. thus the package you see me holding in front of my, um, er, package. i was gonna take a picture, then kind of digitize the area like they do on TV. but then i came up with the idea of me holding a present. a lot less work considering i'd probably be up all night trying to figure it out on photoshop.
i'm gonna return the jammies tomorrow so i had wifey take these sassy pictas for prosterity. also just in case i never find a pair of jammies my size and want to prove to the world that i came ever so close to my dream.
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I've never needed therapy as much as I do right now after seeing these pictures. Trust me, that's saying a LOT.
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: 1:35 AM
the first pic makes me look like i'm singing "DING! fwies are dun!"
the second pic makes it look like you can see my undies. that's not what you see. what you see is the stretching of material on my wide load of a tushie. i feel pretty good that i was able to return those without ripping them in half just from trying them on. God bless America!
the second pic makes it look like you can see my undies. that's not what you see. what you see is the stretching of material on my wide load of a tushie. i feel pretty good that i was able to return those without ripping them in half just from trying them on. God bless America!
haha. I think heather and I were more amused that night just finding them and bringing them to you.. the fact that you actually took pictures just makes me laugh.
Just think.. some little boy or girl is going to get those jammies not knowing that a 3o year old man has been inside them..
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Just think.. some little boy or girl is going to get those jammies not knowing that a 3o year old man has been inside them..
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