Lightsabers and Lollipops

so i had this dream last night that that john, the jew and i went to some concert where the had stadium seating. and every other seat had a small laptop computer with which you can type stuff and it would appear behind the band as they played. somehow i stole this girls seat and kept typing stuff. my words actually kept appearing on the screen behind the goo goo dolls and their terrible rendition of "give a little bit." but being the bad typist that i was, and the fact that it was a small lappy top with little bitty keys, i kept mispelling everything. sad thing was the words kept appearing on the screen as they were being typed. even when i tried to just type in spacemanrocks.com over and over again, it came out all wrong.

anyway, here's the sample story i was trying to print on the screen:

when robbers in movies try to break into places they spray black paint over the security cameras. i think this is very inconsiderate. do you know how much those cameras cost? i mean sure, they are there to rob the place of it's precious valuable thingies. but replacing those cameras must be a pain in the butt. i would suggest taping black construction paper over the lenses. it's safe and economic. etc. etc.

oh, and for some reason, they wouldn't let us out, so john peed on the back of my seat. he had a pretty good laugh due to the fact that i didn't notice.

craziness i tell ya, craziness.