Lightsabers and Lollipops

i'm awake right now because i was having a dream that i did not want to fall back into.
it involved green spiders.

anyway, here's an entry that i thought of while driving yesterday.

there's just something hot about chicks who can wail.
i am referring to singing in a band of course. i would list some examples but the best i could think of right now is eve's plum. i know there's a lot more. but it's late. the mid 90's produced alot of semi-good female vocalist bands.

then britney and her cohorts came along. following that, american idol. now every girl wants to sing all pretty like. not that that's a new concept. men and women have been cantillating badly on stage for years, mainly in church.

but i've never been a big fan of the cutey, prissy, sissy singing done by a single person on stage with canned music. i usually get the urge to hit them in the face with a large novelty boxing glove. y'know, like:
"turn your eyes upon.. BOOF!! Umph! thud." show's over folks. there might even be applause, if not surely laughter. cuz who doesn't like seeing an unsuspecting somebody taking a hit to the dome with a gigantic boxing glove?

nazis, that's who. and i hate illinois nazis.

this is all because i was listening to a punk girl band while driving yesterday. oh, and cuz i can't sleep or the green spiders will eat me.

GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!