Sunday, September 18, 2005
one of the happiest days of my life was the day i discovered that i didn't have to play sports or be ultra competitive in order to be socially accepted.
couldn't tell you what day that was...
i have a feeling it was sometime around my freshman year, cuz i was on the football team my 8th grade and freshman year.
not that i would have changed that. i think it made me slightly more well rounded person.
i just came to the realization that it was evil, gay and mean to hate people for whatever teams they happen to like or worse yet, the team their parents told them to like. um, nevermind that for now. i'm sure i can rant about that for days.
let's move on to a funny story.
in between 8th grade and freshmen year three of my friends and i went to football camp at Indiana University.
yes, i went to football camp.
it was a good time, we got to stay on IU's campus for a week, do footbally things and eat in the cafeteria.
this is a cafeteria story.
as you know, a college cafeteria is usually a help yourself buffet style kinda thing.
and we were all about the desserts. there were several to choose from: cakes, pies and pudding.
at the dessert area, my friend patrick fixed himself up with a big bowl of the white stuff that was next to the chocolate pudding. he even used a large serving spoon to take his first bite.
when he partook his enormous helping of what he thought was vanilla pudding, we watched his reaction as he discovered that his after meal confectionery was actually...
MAYONNAISE!
WHO PUTS A BIG VAT OF MAYONNAISE RIGHT NEXT TO THE CHOCOLATE PUDDING!!!?
it was a bigger tray than the chocolate.
but i gotta tell ya, the look on his face was beyond priceless.
a look of sour, disgust and deception all in one.
anyway, we tried to fool others with the "here' try this vanilla pudding! it's awesome!" gag.
never worked, they smelled the mayonnaise before it hit their mouth.
so if you have poor olfactory senses, stay away from the "vanilla pudding" at Indiana University's cafeteria.
so there.
couldn't tell you what day that was...
i have a feeling it was sometime around my freshman year, cuz i was on the football team my 8th grade and freshman year.
not that i would have changed that. i think it made me slightly more well rounded person.
i just came to the realization that it was evil, gay and mean to hate people for whatever teams they happen to like or worse yet, the team their parents told them to like. um, nevermind that for now. i'm sure i can rant about that for days.
let's move on to a funny story.
in between 8th grade and freshmen year three of my friends and i went to football camp at Indiana University.
yes, i went to football camp.
it was a good time, we got to stay on IU's campus for a week, do footbally things and eat in the cafeteria.
this is a cafeteria story.
as you know, a college cafeteria is usually a help yourself buffet style kinda thing.
and we were all about the desserts. there were several to choose from: cakes, pies and pudding.
at the dessert area, my friend patrick fixed himself up with a big bowl of the white stuff that was next to the chocolate pudding. he even used a large serving spoon to take his first bite.
when he partook his enormous helping of what he thought was vanilla pudding, we watched his reaction as he discovered that his after meal confectionery was actually...
MAYONNAISE!
WHO PUTS A BIG VAT OF MAYONNAISE RIGHT NEXT TO THE CHOCOLATE PUDDING!!!?
it was a bigger tray than the chocolate.
but i gotta tell ya, the look on his face was beyond priceless.
a look of sour, disgust and deception all in one.
anyway, we tried to fool others with the "here' try this vanilla pudding! it's awesome!" gag.
never worked, they smelled the mayonnaise before it hit their mouth.
so if you have poor olfactory senses, stay away from the "vanilla pudding" at Indiana University's cafeteria.
so there.
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lol.. i probably would have falled for that one. I once fell for the, "Smell the cake, it smells funny." But it's okay, because I'm gullable!
michelle was there a time in the past 3 years when you ate cake without getting it smashed in your face?
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