Lightsabers and Lollipops

john and i were walkin through the mall, back when goin to the mall was the way to shop. now malls are becoming a thing of the past. but cinnabons are still good though... mmmm cinnabons.
anywho, we were walking through one of the core stores, i'm pretty sure it was Sears. one of the ones that had an electronics department. as we were walking out of the electronics department we passed by the entertainment centers. i look behind me to see that john is hefting a full sized TV set and throws it at me! as the TV was hurtling through the sky at me i believe the exact words i yelled were "GOD IN HEAVEN!!!".
because for those few seconds that it took for the TV to fly and land on me i actually had in mind that it was real. i under the impression that i had only seconds until i was killed or maimed.
it was a cardboard replica of a television set. just so you could see how it looked inside the entertainment center.
these are just some of the wacky things that he does to his friends in public.
someday, if you're good, i'll tell you about the time he made me drink "ultimate orange".