Friday, August 05, 2005
previously, on spacemanrocks.com:
AND THE REAL NAME OF SPACEBOY IS.....
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and now, part 2:
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AND THE REAL NAME OF SPACEBOY IS...
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AND THE REAL NAME OF SPACEBOY IS.....
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TO BE CONTINUED...
and now, part 2:
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AND THE REAL NAME OF SPACEBOY IS...
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Seth.
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TO BE CONCLUDED...
Previously, on spacemanrocks.com...
Previously, on spacemanrocks.com...
(courtroom background)
Jordan: i'M OUT OF ORDER! YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER! THIS WHOLE STINKIN COURT IS OUT OF ORDER!!! don't ya see? don't ya get it?
John: you want answers.
Matt: i think i'm entitled,
John: (cuts him off) YOU WANT ANSWERS?
Matt: I WANT THE TRUTH!!!
John: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
(scene changes, Josh and Jacki appear to be walking vertically up a building using rope)
(a potted plant smashes on the side of the building, the camera angle switches to horizontal)
Jacki: why are we walking like this?
(Scene changes over to Caesar, blue background)
Caesar: anybody want some Fritos?
(scene changes back to courtroom)
Ryan: i have, here in my hand, DNA evidence that proves that Space is actually.... Spaceboy's father!
(dramatic music) close up on every body's face, one at a time)
( last close up on Space)
Space: um, how much money did that cost ya? we named him Seth by the way....
(the "i learned my lesson, uncle jesse music plays from full house")
(fade out)
John: you want answers.
Matt: i think i'm entitled,
John: (cuts him off) YOU WANT ANSWERS?
Matt: I WANT THE TRUTH!!!
John: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
(scene changes, Josh and Jacki appear to be walking vertically up a building using rope)
(a potted plant smashes on the side of the building, the camera angle switches to horizontal)
Jacki: why are we walking like this?
(Scene changes over to Caesar, blue background)
Caesar: anybody want some Fritos?
(scene changes back to courtroom)
Ryan: i have, here in my hand, DNA evidence that proves that Space is actually.... Spaceboy's father!
(dramatic music) close up on every body's face, one at a time)
( last close up on Space)
Space: um, how much money did that cost ya? we named him Seth by the way....
(the "i learned my lesson, uncle jesse music plays from full house")
(fade out)
AFTER MATH.
Darth Vader: (Heavy breathing) Seth, I...am you father.
Ryan: that's not true! that's impossible! i have here, in my hand, DNA evidence that pro...
Ryan: that's not true! that's impossible! i have here, in my hand, DNA evidence that pro...
Darth Vader: (cuts him off) um, er, wait. is this www.starwars.com? (ho-pa ho-pa....)
unseen narrator from above: nope, this is www.spacemanrocks.com? some people looking up lightsabers sometimes get navigated over here. common misunderstanding.
Darth Vader: my mistake. have you seen padme?
(silly music plays)
unseen narrator from above: nope, this is www.spacemanrocks.com? some people looking up lightsabers sometimes get navigated over here. common misunderstanding.
Darth Vader: my mistake. have you seen padme?
(silly music plays)
