Sunday, August 21, 2005
more things to do:
1) scream out the word "YAHTZEE!" every time somebody gets on your nerves or something surprises you in a weird way. keep doing this until they go away or your voice goes hoarse.
2) start a fire somewhere. come back after awhile and see if it amounted to anything.
3) while going to the bathroom, constantly miss the toilet or urinal. blame it on your "condition."
4) appear on a show like jerry springer as the guy who has nothing wrong with him and does not care to fight.
5) get a monkey grinder. use it to grind monkeys. when the animal rights activists yell at me i'll just say "that's what i thought it was for! sheesh! if you're not supposed to use it to grind monkeys, call it something else, dag gummit!"
6) fake my death for tax purposes.
7) make a statue out of peanut butter.
8) start a chia pet army. try to take over the world. When they lock me up, make sure someone looks after and waters them.
9) start something like a bell choir, only with kazoos, or whistles or even animals that squeak instead of bells.
bell choirs are annoying. wait a minute! so are kazoos, whistles and squeaky animals! forget the whole thing! choirs are gay anyway.
10) find a way to make everything bite sized.
1) scream out the word "YAHTZEE!" every time somebody gets on your nerves or something surprises you in a weird way. keep doing this until they go away or your voice goes hoarse.
2) start a fire somewhere. come back after awhile and see if it amounted to anything.
3) while going to the bathroom, constantly miss the toilet or urinal. blame it on your "condition."
4) appear on a show like jerry springer as the guy who has nothing wrong with him and does not care to fight.
5) get a monkey grinder. use it to grind monkeys. when the animal rights activists yell at me i'll just say "that's what i thought it was for! sheesh! if you're not supposed to use it to grind monkeys, call it something else, dag gummit!"
6) fake my death for tax purposes.
7) make a statue out of peanut butter.
8) start a chia pet army. try to take over the world. When they lock me up, make sure someone looks after and waters them.
9) start something like a bell choir, only with kazoos, or whistles or even animals that squeak instead of bells.
bell choirs are annoying. wait a minute! so are kazoos, whistles and squeaky animals! forget the whole thing! choirs are gay anyway.
10) find a way to make everything bite sized.
