Lightsabers and Lollipops

well, well, well, well, well well.

well.

well anyway,
my cable provider let me down. for he past coupla days i had no love from my internet connection. now tomorrow i take residence in my new house and they won't come out to connect me to the rest of the world til wednesday!
grrrr.
the corporations hate you.
and here's the thing that really bites me in the booty, this was like my second to last way of keeping up with the kids who went to CIY.
i was trying to give you words of the day and missions to do for extra credit.
i blame satan.
i forgot what tuesdays word was but today's was "money"
as in "that matt, he's so money, he doesn't even know how money he is."
so thursdays word will be:
FAST
got it?
good.
and remember, tell at least 20 people you haven't met about www.spacemanrocks.com
write it on their hands with sharpies.
if you don't have a sharpie, use a pen. and shame on you for not carrying around some sort of permanent marker.
please, don't write it in blood. no matter how innocent the message is, it's just kind of creepy when written in blood.
jordan, tomorrow during dinner time collect as many salt shakers as you can. be very subtle and nonchalant. you can involve whoever you want. then make a pyramid on your table using the slat shakers. when anybody asks why you are doing this just reply, "this means something. this is important." remember not to laugh.
an add on to that little stunt would be to start a war with the pepper shakers in the room. whose side are you on anyway!!!?
this is what i was going to tell you to do when you called me last time you had a meal. but, (sniff) you didn't. which sadly, i understand. if i was at a youth conference having a great time away from home i would totally forget about those poor unfortunate souls left behind in the real world outside of my sphere of fun and irresposibilty. i totally would! everybody knows how insensitive i can be when i'm having fun. and i'm all about fun! wooooooo!
it will probably be awhile before i can get in front of a working computer for ahwile. (this one happens to be my dad's) so i will just give you words for friday and saturday as well.
friday: the word will be:
OVER
got it?
good?
saturday: the word will be:
STOP
got it?
also good.
now, for those of you who do me the honor of reading my blog but are not attending CIY, fear not, this week will be over and i will stop lamenting about my absence at a youth conference.
it really did make me sad and mad though. i would have hated to be around me this week.
don't worry, i'll probably entertain you with more stories about Dinglenoose, the smelly demon who seems to torment me and my family from time to time.
until then, think happy thoughts.
such as:
glazed donuts
lemurs
shriners and their little cars
candy
ice cold mountain dew
bonus cupcakes
blowing stuff up
deodorant that works
more candy
glossy photo paper
movies starring jessica alba ( except honey, i never saw that one, i can't imagine it had much of a plot)
anyway, the list goes on.
so smile, dangit!