Saturday, June 04, 2005
a list of people who have never been in my kitchen:
1) hank azaria
2) matt damon
3) stephen hawking
4) jessica simpson (caesar would be so jealous if she was though)
5) jeremy bulloch (the guy who played boba fett)
6) any cast member from the star wars movies, not even jar jar
7) bruce wayne, or any actor who has played him
8) will farrell
9) michael j. fox
10) not one single baldwin has been in my kitchen, and there's so many to pick from
11) the lady who works at KFC that yells "TWISTA" really loud when i order my twister combo.
12) gabe rutledge
13) seth green
14) optimus prime
15) michael sweet of stryper
16) neither john linnell or john flansburgh of they might be giants
17) lynda carter
18) george burns
19) big bird
there is no number twenty, because that's just what they were expecting me to do.
so anyway, the list goes on as you can imagine. but don't imagine too hard. cuz there's always other cool things to think about, like what you're going to have for lunch today. or who shot mr. Burns? oh, wait. that was maggie. man! i've seen that episode way too many times. i'd rather watch the one when homer gets hired by the globex corporation and works for hank scorpio. that's probably my favorite one. of course the monorail one is tops too. anyway, i hope you see my point. save the whales.
1) hank azaria
2) matt damon
3) stephen hawking
4) jessica simpson (caesar would be so jealous if she was though)
5) jeremy bulloch (the guy who played boba fett)
6) any cast member from the star wars movies, not even jar jar
7) bruce wayne, or any actor who has played him
8) will farrell
9) michael j. fox
10) not one single baldwin has been in my kitchen, and there's so many to pick from
11) the lady who works at KFC that yells "TWISTA" really loud when i order my twister combo.
12) gabe rutledge
13) seth green
14) optimus prime
15) michael sweet of stryper
16) neither john linnell or john flansburgh of they might be giants
17) lynda carter
18) george burns
19) big bird
there is no number twenty, because that's just what they were expecting me to do.
so anyway, the list goes on as you can imagine. but don't imagine too hard. cuz there's always other cool things to think about, like what you're going to have for lunch today. or who shot mr. Burns? oh, wait. that was maggie. man! i've seen that episode way too many times. i'd rather watch the one when homer gets hired by the globex corporation and works for hank scorpio. that's probably my favorite one. of course the monorail one is tops too. anyway, i hope you see my point. save the whales.
