Lightsabers and Lollipops

a list of things that i have made it to the age of 30 without doing:

1) learn to drive stick

2) blow a bubble with bubble gum

3) become a one hit wonder

4) kill a man with my bare hands

5) win the lotto

6) take up smoking, drinking or shootin up smack

7) see the movies, "gone with the wind" "eraserhead" or "spinal tap"

8) been in a turkish prison

9) given birth to a child

10) been stranded on a deserted island, reality show or otherwise...

so there.