Lightsabers and Lollipops

i've been doin this whole bloggy thing for over a year now, so i may repeat some of my ideas. considering that i am slow of mind.

anyway.

i really want a defibrilator!
not one of those ones where you place the stickers on the chest and press a button from a safe distance.
i want a defibrilator that lets you rub the iron sized paddles together and yell, "CLEAR!" and zap the heck out of your intended target.
like unsuspecting cats, they could use a good shocking. they have 9 lives. "CLEAR!" zzzzzzzt! meeowrrr! thud!
or wake up high skool kids who stayed up all night playing halo 2 on xbox.
"CLEAR!" zzzzzt!
oh man! good times.