Tuesday, December 07, 2004

being on a team of superpowered beings would be all kinds of fun if there wasn't a telepath.

ahem. that's someone who can read minds and if necessary, talk inside your head.

let's use Jean Grey of the X-Men as our example.
it's very hard to control your thoughts, especially if someone tells you to make your mind completely blank.
the movie Ghostbusters makes a very good point at this. most people i tell to clear their mind do in fact think of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
so i know this about myself and i'm sure i can speak for others when i say that the first thought that pops into my head about most things is usually not the most pure of heart. that's why i enjoy that barrier that lies between my brain and my mouth called "inhibition."

if i was to hang out with a telepath, especially a female one, i would constantly be digging myself in deeper and deeper.
my thoughts might sound like:

"she's doing it again, isn't she? man! what did i do bad today that i'm not supposed to think about! HEY! BRAIN! N O T SUPPOSED TO THINK ABOUT!"

"ok, don't stare at her...(blank), i said don't stare! look away! look at the floor! no stop! she knows! stop!"

"yeah, i know you're listening to my head! meow meow meow meow meow meow meow..."

so you can surround me with teammates who can shoot fire, turn into living steel or even a guy with claws, hairy back and an attitude. just don't put me on a team with someone who knows i'm not paying the least bit of attention when she's telling me about her day.
cuz chicks hate that.

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