Lightsabers and Lollipops

so i'm poopin in a bathroom in a retirement community center.
there's a sign above the toilet that states:

this is a water conserving toilet.
you may have to flush twice.

NOW WAIT A MINUTE!

i've learned in my many years of using bathrooms that flushing a toilet takes copious amounts of water.
how do you save water by constantly flushing it down the toilet. in this topsy turvy world of conserving resources as sacred as toilet water, how does this make a lick of sense?

me, i have no answer. i mean, i'm sure there is one, and a very good one at that. but then, that would make this comment on life not so funny.
maybe it isn't even funny in the first place...
maybe some people just don't get my kind of humor.
maybe sometimes i run these ideas past my wife and she says no one will get it.
maybe i make too much of a big deal about little incosequential things that nobody cares about.
maybe there's a bigger issues out there for me to stress about! like war, world hunger, oppression and bad meat.
maybe i need to watch more cartoons.
cartoons are funny.
i like laughing.
tee-hee.