Tuesday, August 31, 2004
things i've learned from watching Lifetime - television for Women:
1) men are pigs
2) you can make any social disorder such as bulemia, anorexia or being picked last into a two hour movie
3) it's fairly easy to fake your own death
4) i've never seen a movie that involves ninjas or killer robots
5) if you've ever wondered where a former TV or movie actress is that was once popular but not so much anymore..chances are she's on lifetime. such as: linda carter, that one chick from L. A. law and any actress that was on the show growing pains.
6) men are jerks
7) "golden girls" is actually pretty funny
8) girls should never leave the house because all boys and men are potential threats
9) no commercials for toys
10) ice cream cures all bad things, except men and their inherent evilness...
1) men are pigs
2) you can make any social disorder such as bulemia, anorexia or being picked last into a two hour movie
3) it's fairly easy to fake your own death
4) i've never seen a movie that involves ninjas or killer robots
5) if you've ever wondered where a former TV or movie actress is that was once popular but not so much anymore..chances are she's on lifetime. such as: linda carter, that one chick from L. A. law and any actress that was on the show growing pains.
6) men are jerks
7) "golden girls" is actually pretty funny
8) girls should never leave the house because all boys and men are potential threats
9) no commercials for toys
10) ice cream cures all bad things, except men and their inherent evilness...
