Sunday, August 22, 2004
i'm turning the key to the door outside my house at night and as usual there are many bugs such as moths, mosquitoes and other flying menaces surrounding my overhead light.
then bam!
a moth flies right into my ear!
i freak out. my first reaction is to stick my finger inside my ear to get it out.
yes, i squished a bug further into my ear.
this only made me freak out even more.
luckily, the bug died without any more struggle.
if i had seen this happen to anybody else i would probably not stop laughing.
once i had cleaned out most of the remains i continued to shiver for about ten minutes.
i've handled some gross stuff before and been unfazed.
i clean swimming pools, i pull all sorts of dead things out of water.
but when a creature expires inside your inner ear, that is all kinds of wrong.
you wouldn't believe how many q-tips i went through in order to feel i had purged all remnants of the deceased flying pest.
of course, i have to leave you with this Deep Thought by Jack Handey:
when something flies across the back of the room and bites someone on the back of the neck, and he screams and tries to get it off. i have to laugh, because, what is that thing?
then bam!
a moth flies right into my ear!
i freak out. my first reaction is to stick my finger inside my ear to get it out.
yes, i squished a bug further into my ear.
this only made me freak out even more.
luckily, the bug died without any more struggle.
if i had seen this happen to anybody else i would probably not stop laughing.
once i had cleaned out most of the remains i continued to shiver for about ten minutes.
i've handled some gross stuff before and been unfazed.
i clean swimming pools, i pull all sorts of dead things out of water.
but when a creature expires inside your inner ear, that is all kinds of wrong.
you wouldn't believe how many q-tips i went through in order to feel i had purged all remnants of the deceased flying pest.
of course, i have to leave you with this Deep Thought by Jack Handey:
when something flies across the back of the room and bites someone on the back of the neck, and he screams and tries to get it off. i have to laugh, because, what is that thing?
